Sweetest moment in BBT ever! I love the Shamy!!! (: <3
Sheldon: The two of you need to get your women in line.
Howard: What?!
Sheldon: Last night, I was strong-armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler. This on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star. And why? Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time!
Howard: What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon: You clearly weren’t listening to my topic sentence, get your women in line. You make them apologize to Amy. I am a man of science, not someone’s snuggle bunny!
When you're on your period...
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why
You nailed it! LMAO!
“Wherever I go there will always be women” - Eric Northman
~ally
I don’t know why.
I swear.
But I laughed, oh boy.
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